I have been dismissed from my job as chief butterer of the toast
before the game
I’ve just realised that I am no longer asked “Can you butter my toast“. It was never a request. It was an expectation. Thirteen years and ten months it has taken to achieve this state of independence and mastery of technique. That of buttering the toast and spreading the Vegemite. Finally…. Well not quite.
What do you want on your toast?
Vegemite …………… not too much butter And not too much Vegemite. ……………. but more Vegemite than butter
Vegemite and Glad wrap… the essential ingredients for The Lunches. I am sick of making them and the kids are sick of eating them. In this department both imagination and creativity fail me.
It is school holidays so it is breakfast at Chaddy.