I have been dismissed from my job as chief butterer of the toast  for Hugo, now ten.

Apparently my skills in the correct spreading of both the butter and the vegemite, have deteriorated.

I either put on too much vegemite or too much butter…. or the the butter has not melted enough, or the vegemite is too mixed in to the butter.

Given I no longer have the perfect technique, Hugo’s 15 yr old sister has now been assigned to this morning ritual.

Go Nic, go.